The Holiday season is upon us and yet again, cuffing season is beginning to kick of.
Cuffing Season: During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be “Cuffed” or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed.
The reason I bring this lovely (note the sarcastic tone) season to light is because the following meme made me laugh while I was playing on my phone during a conference call at work.
I would also like to point out that the use of the word “BAE” makes me want to stab someone with a straw. It’s a horrible word that murders the potential of an intelligent conversation.
The reason “cuffing season” irks me is because I actually started talking to my now boyfriend of going on 3 years around the holiday’s. I never expected anything for the holiday’s. I didn’t think it was something short term for the season. A relationship is something that you’re supposed to try to maintain. Unless the other person is an asshole and then you need to cut that shit loose.
Oh and the whole cuddle to keep warm is bullshit. If you’re cold, move somewhere warm. Like Florida, where we don’t have to deal with actual snow but snow birds instead… damn q-tips clogging up the roadways and trying to cross six lanes of traffic at once.
Peace, love, and caramel macchiatos (because fuck your Pumpkin Spice latte).